The Bliss of Not Knowing (Or, Ads At Nauseam)

“Let the Audience add up two plus two. They’ll love you forever.” -director Ernst Lubitsch Last October, an ex and I pried our bodies from our soft, safe sheets and plunged into a fog so moody and moor-ish, Poe would’ve positively beamed. It was a Sunday. And, rather than doze off during services, we’d decided to enlist…

Whitewash (2013)

Best Friend Kevin and I do this ‘thing’ – this inside gag – where, if I wear a striped shirt, I puff out my chest, clench jaw and fists, and soulfully swear “I’m not a bad guy,” as I stalk out of the room ala Spiderman 3’s Sandman. (Hilarious, I know.)